Popular sports-entertainer and thespian Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 51, clearly recently learned the F-word because he is using it at every opportunity.

“F**k your story,” Johnson said recently on Instagram, which elicited such a positive response from his fans that he is now dropping F-bombs in every conversation.

“F**k the f**king Cody crybabies,” Johnson said today.

“F**k them to damn crapping shitting hell!”

Johnson then made a nonsensical comment about an object inserted sideways into rectum, blew several farting noises with his mouth on his forearm, and then laughed himself to sleep.

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