As WWE fans lament the retirement of legendary superstar The Undertaker, fans of IMPACT WRESTLING are, on the other hand, celebrating the arrival of an imposing, macabre newcomer called The Mortician.

For more, let’s go LIVE to a pre-taped report by Kayfabe News Lead Anchor and Backup Waterboy Philip N. Marx: 

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