Entire McMahon family tears quads simultaneously

McMahon injury
Every quad in the McMahon family is currently torn.
McMahon injury

Doctors in Connecticut are baffled today after pro wrestling’s entire McMahon dynasty — Vince, Shane, Stephanie, Linda, and Triple H — simultaneously tore all their quadriceps muscles.

At 2:46pm ET Friday, the entire family was transported by ambulance to a local medical facility, where each underwent emergency surgery to re-attach their quads to their patellas.

The injury struck patriarch Vince while he was cleaning the moat that surrounds his Stamford lair. Shane, who recently had a torn quad surgically repaired after WrestleMania, re-tore both his quads while re-watching Raw Underground again.

At the same moment, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley tore their quads during a WWE board meeting, and Linda ripped both her quads while squatting 600 pounds at the gym.

The family is expected to make a full recovery within eight weeks, and then tear all of their quads again.

 

 

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