WrestleMania results
Dick pics guy celebrates after defeating Penischest.

Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz tonight after the guy whose dick pics recently leaked on the internet scored a surprise victory over the guy who has a veiny phallus tattooed on his muscular chest.

The upset victory at WrestleMania happened when the dick pics guy “cashed in” his Money in the Bank contract to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship from the shaved gorilla whose pectoral muscles frame a dagger-like penis tattoo.

The new WWE Champion, who should be more careful about taking pictures of his private parts, opportunistically capitalized on the fact that Penischest had already endured a fierce battle against some Samoan rookie.

The Samoan rookie is reportedly related to The Rock, who made a surprise appearance at WrestleMania to make his usual juvenile, worn-out puns and wisecracks about testicles and fallopian tubes.

More than 75,000 fans, mostly men, attended the sports entertainment spectacular, and the general consensus was that it was “pretty hot.”