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Daniel Bryan apprehended Repo Man (inset), even though he had an ax.

Popular professional wrestler Daniel Bryan took the law into his own hands yesterday when, upon spotting a prowler burglarizing his Phoenix home, he chased and apprehended the culprit, Repo Man.

Bryan and his wife, Brie Bella, were pulling into the carport of their Arcadia-area home when they spotted a masked man wearing a long trenchcoat covered in zig-zagging tire tracks.

The culprit was sneaking around the house in a theatrical manner, tip-toeing and giggling, with a long chain and winch hook draped around his neck.

Bryan chased the culprit down a nearby street before tackling him to the blacktop with what one witness described as a “smash.”

It appeared that Repo Man had attempted to demolish a door into Bryan’s house with an ax, and had begun “repossessing” a number of items, including a set of golf clubs and a first-edition biography of Russian politician Nikita Khruschev.

Asked if he will press charges against Repo Man, Bryan simply replied: “Yes.”


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