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“You’ll fight me at Wrestlemania… unless you’re too much of a chicken,” Cena shouted repeatedly for several hours.

In his escalating attempts to goad The Undertaker into a WrestleMania showdown, professional wrestler John Cena reportedly stood on the lawn of the Phenom’s Death Valley home, clucking like chicken.

“Buk-buk-buk-bukawww,” hollered Cena, strutting around the yard, flapping his bent arms like plump wings to imply cowardice on the part of the Underatker.

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“What’s the matter, ‘Taker, are you a chic-chic-chicken?” he continued. “Buk-bukaw!”

The Undertaker, who has hitherto refused to respond to Cena’s weekly challenges for a match, was briefly spotted peering out his living room window, shaking his head in disbelief, and closing the curtains.

Cena was undeterred, reportedly strutting hen-like around the yard for another three hours, clucking and cock-a-doodle-dooing in a manner taught to him by longtime mentor Terry Taylor, until finally leaving after the Undertaker’s wife, Michelle McCool, turned on the lawn sprinklers.

According to backstage sources, Cena is now desperately looking for a magical urn that seems to hold irresistible power over the Undertaker.





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