Amid declining ratings, WWE replaces writing staff with infinite number of monkeys
As ratings for World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) programming continue to slide, the company has taken the bold initiative of firing its so-called “Creative Team” and replacing it with an infinite number of monkeys.
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon announced at a press conference this morning that fans will “go bananas” over the new storylines and feuds concocted by innumerable primates.
The infinite quantity of monkeys, which recently re-wrote the collected works of William Shakespeare after an eternity of trial-and-error typing, will be housed in a special warehouse in Connecticut, previously used to house 200 tons of unsold XFL merchandise.
They monkeys have already booked a “banana on a pole” match between Paige and Charlotte for this weekend’s TLC: Tables Ladders and Chairs event.
The monkeys are reportedly planning another long championship reign for Brock Lesnar, whom they refer to as “dad.”