Burgeoning professional wrestling promotion AEW (American Extreme Wrestling) has been on a hiring spree in recent days, adding 47 new talents to its roster yesterday alone. 

Much like AEW’s previous hiring sprees, it includes a number of talent recently employed by rival organization World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), though the new cohort not quite as buzz-worthy as previous recruitment coups. 

Among the performers who are now “All Elite” are: 

• Bull Buchanan 
• Funaki
• Shane Thorne
• Shorn Mane
• Mordecai
• Leilani Kai
• Mark “The Mortician” Calaway (see video below)
• Oney Lorcan
• Lonely Orca
• Dexter Lumis
• Snooki
• An inanimate carbon rod
• James Corden
• Guy Fieri

For a full rundown of all AEW’s new hires, call AEW promoter Tony Khan on his cell at 904-741-4370.