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Inanimate Carbon Rod is expected to collide with CM Punk at AEW Quintuple or Nothing.

Burgeoning professional wrestling promotion AEW (American Extreme Wrestling) has been on a hiring spree in recent days, adding 47 new talents to its roster yesterday alone. 

Much like AEW’s previous hiring sprees, it includes a number of talent recently employed by rival organization World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), though the new cohort not quite as buzz-worthy as previous recruitment coups. 

Among the performers who are now “All Elite” are: 

  • Bull Buchanan 
  • Funaki
  • Shane Thorne
  • Shorn Mane
  • Mordecai
  • Leilani Kai
  • Mark “The Mortician” Calaway (see video below)
  • Oney Lorcan
  • Lonely Orca
  • Dexter Lumis
  • Snooki
  • An inanimate carbon rod
  • James Corden
  • Guy Fieri

For a full rundown of all AEW’s new hires, call AEW promoter Tony Khan on his cell at 904-741-4370.


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