Macauley Culkin — Colin Cassidy

Before he became a seven-foot giant alongside a hyperactive troll doll, Colin Cassidy was best known for his starring role in the Home Alone franchise. Defending your house from bumbling crooks: you can’t teach that!

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Bella Twins — Olsen Twins

Although they are now known as the sexiest conniving twins in WWE since the Hebners, Nikki and Brie Bella got their big break in showbiz portraying Michelle Tanner on Full House. Do they bring the same maturity and gravitas to their roles on Total Divas? You got it, dude!

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Erik Per Sullivan — Neville

You probably remember him as Dewey on Malcolm in the Middle — but it seems gravity forgot!

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Jeremy Miller — Jack Swagger

Long before he was the flag-waving, curtain-jerking hero defending America, Jack Swagger was better known as Ben Seaver on Growing Pains! Little-known fact: co-star Kirk Cameron briefly portrayed WWE’s Mordecai.

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Emmanuel Lewis — David Otunga

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Well, you probably already knew David Otunga got his showbiz start as TV’s Webster. He hasn’t changed a bit!

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