WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald J. Trump issued a cautionary tweet today warning all Americans to “be vigilant” amid the “serious threat” that “Rocket Man” (North Korean leader Kim Jong-un) may spew green mist at the United States.
“Rocket man is devious, and we all know what devious Asians can do when the referee (the United Nations) is not looking,” Trump tweeted, apparently confusing real life with the racial stereotypes of professional wrestling.
A subsequent tweet simple read: “Green mist = WRONG. #BanGreenMist. #DeportTajiri.”
The president’s comments have been described as “racist” and “offensive” by pundits on CNN and other bleeding-heart libtard snowflake cucks who don’t want America to be great again.
The president also cautioned the American public to be wary of getting salt thrown in their eyes by devious Asian men wearing tuxedos and bowler hats.