StinkfingerDuring a routine medical exam last week, former WWE superstar Rikishi debuted a new move called The Stinkfinger.

Rikishi gained notoriety during his WWE tenure for pressing his amble, dimpled posterior into the faces of mortified opponents — a crowd-pleasing technique that became known as The Stinkface.

There was, however, no roaring ovation from wrestling fans in the San Diego office of Dr. Kenneth Anderson M.D. yesterday — only a muffled, plaintive whimper from Rikishi when the Stinkfinger was administered.

Dr. Anderson gave Rikishi a clean bill of health, but advised him to “back that ass up again once every year, just to be safe.”

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