After years of desperately imploring millions of people around the world to explain to him what is “up,” professional wrestler R-Truth has finally realized that it is the opposite of “down.”
“What’s up?” the wrestler hollered for the umpteenth time today during his pre-match rap session.
Then, having recently consulted an online dictionary, he at last provided an answer: “Up describes movement from a lower to a higher position!”
Even more amazingly, he freestyled the next line of his rap using a word that rhymes with position:
“If you use up relating to a place, that’s a grammatical preposition!”