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“It’s the opposite of down,” R-Truth finally realizes

r-truth what's up

It turns out the answer he was looking for is quite simple.

After years of desperately imploring millions of people around the world to explain to him what is “up,” professional wrestler R-Truth has finally realized that it is the opposite of “down.”

“What’s up?” the wrestler hollered for the umpteenth time today during his pre-match rap session.

Then, having recently consulted an online dictionary, he at last provided an answer: “Up describes movement from a lower to a higher position!”

Even more amazingly, he freestyled the next line of his rap using a word that rhymes with position:

“If you use up relating to a place, that’s a grammatical preposition!”

 

 

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