In a night full of surprises, WWE matriarch Linda McMahon appeared on Monday Night Raw this week to confront her family — and to announce that she will face Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania.
Just moments after her son Shane made his own surprise appearance — during which he agreed to face The Undertaker at WrestleMania — Linda announced that she plans conquer the Beast Incarnate.
“I’m going to put the ‘bitch’ in Suplex City, bitch,” McMahon told reporters outside the arena.
Linda has not been seen in a WWE ring in more than a decade, and some pundits believe that, at 67, she may be too old to face a competitor as fierce as Lesnar.
But she insists Lesnar is no match for her devastating finishing maneuver, pretending to be in a catatonic state and then delivering a swift kick to the testicles.