Clint Eastwood delivers rambling diatribe to Lil Jimmy

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Clint Eastwood talks to Lil Jimmy.

Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood delivered a long, unfocused and confusing diatribe to Lil Jimmy during last night’s WWE house show in Omaha, Nebraska.

The actor-turned-director made a surprise appearance at a Raw-brand event, clutching a microphone and delivering a 12-minute screed toward Lil Jimmy, who sat silently on a chair beside the screen legend.

Eastwood’s rant befuddled many wrestling fans with its impromptu statements such as: “Lil Jimmy, how do you handle promises that you have made to R-Truth, and how do you handle them? I mean, what do you say to people? Why do you still support John Cena?”

Lil Jimmy sat in silence, refusing to answer the nonsensical blatherings of a senile old man.

Contacted by Kayfabe News for comment, professional wrestler R-Truth — a close confidant of Lil Jimmy — said: “The truth will set Lil Jimmy free. But Clint Eastwood wasn’t speaking the truth. He was just speaking gibberish.”

According to some sources in Omaha, Lil Jimmy was never actually in the arena, and Eastwood was just speaking to an empty chair.

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