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MITB briefcase to be replaced with filing cabinet

MITB filing cabinet 291x300 MITB briefcase to be replaced with filing cabinet

The Money in the Bank Filing Cabinet will be less convenient than the briefcase, but safely store all the necessary legal documents.

Because a standard briefcase can no longer contain the increasingly complicated paperwork associated with a WWE title shot contract, a filing cabinet will be suspended above the ring at this weekend’s pay-per-view event.

“We realize this is less convenient than the briefcase,” said WWE’s chief lawyer, Irwin Hovius.

“But these contracts are quite complex and lengthy.

A four-by-six-foot aluminum filing cabinet with locking drawers will dangle above the ring during the WWE Money in the Bank pay-per-view Sunday.

The winning wrestler will not only have to ascend a tall ladder, but also maneuver the 64-pound piece of office equipment safely down to the ring.

The suggestion that the contract might be saved instead on a USB stick has apparently fallen on deaf ears.

 

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