Anybody could win tonight’s Royal Rumble, except for... - Kayfabe News twitter google

Anybody could win tonight’s Royal Rumble, except for…

Royal rumble

Competitors in the Royal Rumble include about two-dozen "filler" superstars.

The most exciting aspect of Royal Rumble pay-per-view is that any member of the WWE roster could win the battle royal-style match, thereby earning a main-event spot at WrestleMania.

Except, of course, for Alex Riley, Curt Hawkins, David Otunga, Epico, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston, Mason Ryan, Michael McGillicutty, The Miz, Primo, R-Truth, Santino Marella, Tyler Reks, Brodus Clay, Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Ezekiel Jackson, Heath Slater, Hornswoggle, Hunico, either of the Uso brothers, Jinder Mahal, Justin Gabriel, Ted DiBiase, Tyson Kidd, Yoshi Tatsu and several others who don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell.

Share This on Facebook

Follow Kayfabe News

Kayfabe :

The lost art of keeping a secret in professional wrestling.

Kayfabe News :

Unreal news about an unreal sport.