Professional wrestlers and catchphrase-spewers Enzo Amore and Colin Cassidy were humiliated today after consulting an online dictionary and realizing they have been misspelling the word “soft” for quite some time.
“Wait a second,” said Amore, his eyes bulging in shock and his feather-duster hairdo rippling in disbelief.
“There’s no ‘w’ in there at all? Oh dear, oh dear.”
The popular NXT tag team issued a public apology on WWE.com: “Spelling — apparently you can teach that. We will try to learn.”
The duo’s repeated misspelling of soft — as s-a-w-f-t — is the most egregious syntactical error in professional wrestling since fans of ECW finally realized there is no such letter in the English language as “dub.”
Amore later tweeted: “We apologize for the confusion — we’re very sawry.”