In anticipation of what is expected be an unflattering portrayal of himself in the upcoming Netflix documentary Mr. McMahon, infamous wrestling promoter Vince McMahon is doing pre-emptive damage control by releasing a more flattering autobiographical documentary via TOUT.

Titled “Quite Frankly: The Vince McMahon Odyssey,” the 46-minute selfie-shot documentary features McMahon telling a sanitized version of his life story that omits details like his steroid trial, his feud with God, his insatiable lust for money and power, or anything that’s been in the news over past year. McMahon also says during the film that he has an IQ of 4,000 and he claims to have invented the color blue.

It is unlikely many people will see the film, however, since TOUT has only had nine active users since 2013, and three of them are McMahon’s lurker accounts.

Due to the technical limitations of TOUT, McMahon’s documentary will be told in 15-second video snippets, or touts.

Tout it out!