The Raw after WrestleMania is always a night of surprises, and this week’s no problem certainly delivered with the surprise return of infamous fault-denier Gene Snitsky.
Snitsky, who gained notoriety in the 2000s for punting a doll representing the rape-baby of Lita and Kane, returned to Raw to deliver a devastating attack on the newly retired Kurt Angle.
Although Snitsky seems to have re-branded himself as “Lars Sullivan,” there is no mistaking that colossal physique, cro-magon brow, and the vacant mindless gaze of an ICO PRO junkie.
Snitsky’s attack left Kurt Angle lying battered in the ring and fans watching in stunned silence, wondering what had motivated Snitsky to commit the heinous and unprovoked attack — and what motivated him to change his name to something as cool as “Snitsky” to something as bizarre as “Lars.”
According to backstage sources, Angle was rushed to a nearby medical facility for cracked ribs, which Snitsky has already vehemently insisted are not his fault.