Although it is forbidden in professional wrestling to be spotted committing the act of “blading” with a razor, WWE Superstar John Cena has blatantly done so on at least two occasions.

WWE has tried to remove this embarrassing footage from the internet, but Kayfabe News has acquired incontrovertible evidence that Cena has been careless while blading with a razor.

In the first instance, he has the gall to stare directly at the camera while blading.

The next time Cena was spotted blading, both he and the razor seemed strangely out of shape.

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So flagrant.

Don’t get us started on the times Cena has been heard blatantly calling spots.

 

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