Former WWE Tag Team Champion Nicholas [SURNAME UNKNOWN] will finally get the recognition he deserves as a sports-entertainment pioneer when he is inducted into WWE’s prestigious Hall of Fame.

“I knew this day would come eventually,” Nicholas told reporters during recess today. “This is the pinnacle of an amazing career.”

Among Nicholas’ many Hall of Fame-worthy achievements:

  • He is the only superstar to debut at WrestleMania
  • He is the only superstar to win tag-team gold in a debut match
  • He is the youngest superstar to perform at WrestleMania
  • He got an A-plus on his recent book report about The Great Khali’s memoir, I am Giant, Hear Me Grrauguughhuunghhhnrr.

Although Nicholas is best known for his WWE work, many fans don’t realize he is a veteran of the wrestling world, having performed as a masked luchador in Mexico named Chimmy Chonga, and twice having won the CZW Ultraviolent Tournament of Death.

Following the induction ceremony, an imaginary statue of Nicholas will be installed at the imaginary WWE Hall of Fame.

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