Due to the unanimous popularity of this week’s Ultimate Deletion showdown between Woken Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced this morning that next week’s episode of Monday Night Raw will be entirely devoted to its sequel.

Tentatively titled Ultimate Deletion 2: Electric Boogaloo, the three-hour epic will pick up where this week’s episode left off, with Bray Wyatt plunging into the Lake of Reincarnation, only to then mysteriously vanish.

The sequel, now being recorded at the Hardy Compound in North Carolina, is expected to answer several mysterious questions raised by the premiere, including:

  • Who — or what — is flying the drone “Vangaurd One”
  • What was Senor Benjamin doing under Skarsgård the Dilapidated Boat — and with whom?
  • Who was really playing the piano?
  • Did Hardy’s riding lawnmower once belong to the Mexicools?
  • Is the Undertaker hiding from John Cena in the Land of Obsolete Men?
  • Is Vince McMahon even aware this stuff is airing on his flagship program?

According to early reports, the upcoming sequel is part of a trilogy, which will culminate with the 2019 cinematic release of The Final Ultimate Last Deletion, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in the role of Matt Hardy. 

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