Sports-entertainment impresario Vince McMahon released a scathing statement today in response to declining ratings of WWE programming, placing the blame squarely on “spoiled, entitled brats” fans who should watch WWE TV shows “no matter what.”

“Quite frankly, they should enjoy whatever tripe we shove down their greasy throats, quite frankly,” said the irate billionaire.

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