Professional sports-entertainment mogul Vince McMahon lashed out today at fans who insist the 84-year-old promoter is “out of touch,” responding that he is a “very hip daddy-o” in a video message posted to widely abandoned social media platform TOUT. “I’m totally rad, dude,” he added.
McMahon also posted the video message to his Myspace page, where his “top eight” friends include only three people: son-in-law Hunter Hearst Helmsley, WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump, and former quarterback for the XFL’s Orlando Rage Jeff Brohm.
McMahon may have bigger problems to worry about, however, as new allegations have surfaced that former WWE performer Valentino “Val” Venis may have made sexually suggestive comments to coworkers during the 1990s.
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