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The Godfather was disappointed by WWE once before, as he assumed his services would be needed at One Night Stand.

Legendary sports entertainer and jovial pimp The Godfather said he is “ready to get the Ho Train choo-chooing in WWE” after he misheard an advertisement for the upcoming Extreme Rules Horror Show event.

“All aboard,” he hollered, grinning widely, as he grabbed his favourite purple suede hat and jewel-encrusted cane, “because we’re going to put the ‘whore’ in ‘Whore Show.'”

Unfortunately for the Godfather, the Extreme Rules event is subtitled “Horror Show,” not “Whore Show,” though the difference may be purely semantic.

The Godfather has not performed in a WWE ring for years, having hung up his boots to pursue to flesh trade full time. In his time away from the spotlight, he completed his PhD in advanced pimpology and returned to the oldest profession full-time.

During this hiatus, the former members of the Godfather’s so-called Ho Train — Bambi, Tammi, Lexxi and Sable — each went on to successful post-whoring careers in medicine, quantum information science, rocketry, and primatology.

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