The Marvel Universe and the WWE Universe will collide this April at WrestleMania when fans finally find out who’s tougher: Drax the Destroyer or Ray Bradstone, the school bus driver from The Chaperone?
It will certainly be a showdown for the ages, like the time Thunderlips battled Fezzik, or when The Tooth Fairy battled the tattooed meathead from Trainwreck.
Here’s the tale of the tape:
- Drax: Arthur Douglas was a human whose family was attacked and killed by the supervillain Thanos. Needing a champion to combat Thanos, the being known as Kronos took Arthur’s spirit and placed it in a powerful new body, and Drax the Destroyer was born.
- Ray Bradstone: used to drive cars for bank robbers, now drives a bus for his daughter.
Greatest career achievement
- Drax: Vengeance against Thanos
- Ray Bradstone: no dead students
- Drax: inability to understand metaphors
- Ray Bradstone: ponytail
- Drax: enhanced strength and resilience, and the ability to project energy blasts from his hands, one-liners
- Ray Bradstone: bus driving, one-liners
It is difficult to predict a winner, since one cannot discount outside interference from former Evolution member Randy Orton, who will go to the papers if he has to.