World Wrestling Entertainment held its annual Hall of Fame induction ceremony tonight, once again failing to recognize the remarkable talents and achievements of Mantaur.
Whereas the ceremony celebrated such wrestling luminaries such as Bob Backlund and Bruno Sammartino, it inexplicably ignored the illustrious career of the half-man, half-beast, Mantaur.
Much like Randy Savage and the Ultimate Warrior, Mantaur has been repeatedly snubbed by the Hall of Fame induction committee, indicating unfair bias in the nomination process.
Contacted by phone for comment, Mantaur conveyed his disappointment and frustration: “Roarrrrr,” he said. “Snort, roar, snorrrt!”
Mantaur is reportedly considering a class-action lawsuit against WWE, in which he will allege that the Hall of Fame induction process is flawed and discriminatory.
Joining him in filing the lawsuit are Aldo Montoya, Duke “The Dumpster” Droese and Mordecai.