Fans of professional wrestling around the world have united in a campaign to pressure WWE into delivering more of what they truly want: backstage skits featuring The Authority.
The hashtag #AuthoritySkitRevolution trended globally on Twitter for much of this week, as fans expressed their passion for scripted segments featuring corporate executives in formalwear conniving and bossing people around.
The Authority — Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Stephanie McMahon, and Kane — are considered the hottest attraction in pro wrestling since the York Foundation of WCW.
The skits, which unfold in a peculiar “office” setting decorated with burgundy curtains and WWE posters, typically draw the highest ratings of any Raw segments, according to a statement issued today by The Authority.
While fans enjoy watching Authority skits on TV, that experience pales in comparison to the thrill of attending a Raw event, because there’s nothing better than paying good money to watch a big screen with arena full of smelly people.