WrestleMania was pre-taped this morning, and here are the leaked results! - Kayfabe News twitter google

WrestleMania was pre-taped this morning, and here are the leaked results!

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WrestleMania was a real ring-a-ding-dong dandy.

To avoid the inevitable hassles and technical complications of a live pay-per-view event, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) pre-taped its annual WrestleMania spectacular this morning, and we’ve got the exclusive results.

According to a reliable backstage source — who may have been pulling our leg, given today’s date, but that would be a pretty cruel joke, don’t you think? — WrestleMania unfolded as follows:

  • Kalisto defeated Ryback by handily disproving “The Secret”
  • The 10-Diva tag match was won by surprise entrant Leilani Kai
  • The Usos battled The Dudleyz to a one-hour time-limit draw
  • Dean Ambrose squashed Brock Lesnar in a record-setting seven seconds
  • AJ Styles and Chris Jericho amicably settled their differences and refused to fight one another
  • The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal was won, as expected, by JoJo
  • Roman Reigns defeated Triple H and was crowned the inaugural WWE All-Time Champion of the Universe
  • Undertaker vs. Shane McMahon was cancelled due to time constraints

In other happenings, WrestleMania featured a 75-minute performance by Flo Rida.

 

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