Speculation and rumors abound that a WrestleMania opponent for The Undertaker has been confirmed, and we have absolutely no information to share about who it might be!
Despite our utter lack of insider knowledge the subject, we wrote the headline of this story in such a way that casual internet-surfers might click it anyway — since we earn $0.00001 per click and we have no journalistic scruples!
“The Undertaker will definitely appear at WrestleMania — or he might not,” confirmed one source, who may or may not be our cousin Steve’s coworker at the Dairy Queen near the freeway.
Another backstage source — this one entirely fabricated, like most backstage sources quoted in online wrestling “journalism” — says the Phenom’s opponent will “definitely” be male, between the ages of 21 and 65, with a larger-than-average build.
We will continue to report on this story as it continues to not develop.