Legendary professional wrestler The Undertaker, assumed by many to be fully retired from the ring, has returned to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) to portray fried-chicken spokesman Colonel Sanders. 

The so-called Phenom, best known for his macabre “dead man” persona, stormed the ring at a non-televised event in Kansas today clad in a white suit with a black string bowtie. 

He then delivered a choke-slam — or “Cluck-Slam,” as he hollered while delivering the maneuver — to a man in a yellow chicken suit, later revealed to be Terry “The Red Rooster” Taylor. 

The Sandertaker, as he called himself, then slid one finger across his throat, just like the real Colonel Sanders did before beheading a chicken in preparation for the deep fryer.

Before leaving the ring, The Sandertaker uttered his newest catch-phrases: “Breast ‘n friiieeeesss.”

 

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