Presumptive presidential nominee Donald Trump whipped the Republican National Convention into a frenzy today by ripping off his suit and flexing his 11-inch “pythons” amid the rousing accompaniment of “Real American.”
Some liberal critics are accusing Trump of blatantly imitating legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan, though Trump dismisses such allegations as “more lies from the scumbucket, puke-stain media.”
But it is difficult for even the most ardent Trump supporters to deny some of the similarities between Trump and Hogan, such as:
- Both Hogan and Trump are of orange-American descent
- Both Hogan and Trump have blond, wispy, highly improbable hairstyles
- Both Hogan and Trump are reality TV stars with no political experience
- Both Hogan and Trump have supporters suffering from a kind of “mania”
Following Trump’s grandiose entrance, his wife Melania delivered a rousing and original speech, in which she implored Americans to ask not what their country can do for them, but what they can do for their country.