Trump was reportedly “furious” this week to discover that, even if the wall is built, luchadors might still tunnel into the US via something called the Lucha Underground.

According to leaked documents, Russo will begin tightening Mexican border controls by mandating that all newcomers to the U.S. compete in “Immigration Papers on a Pole” matches.

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