Wrestling commentator Taz hollered that fans at a recent TNA wrestling event were unanimously on their feet, but failed to mention the lack of chairs at ringside.

“Look at these fans — they can’t sit down!” said Taz in a truthful but not entirely comprehensive statement.

“They’ve been on their feet since the show began!”

Taz’s commentary also failed to mention the paucity of ringside seating, which was surely a factor in the unanimous standing.

Taz did later state that it was “a standing-room-only crowd at ringside,” which again was true, but only because seating had not been made available to ringside fans.

In the bleachers the arena, fans unanimously spent the duration of the two-hour event on their asses.

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