Professional wrestler and movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson went to the dentist yesterday for his monthly teeth-whitening and smile-widening.

Johnson has been undergoing the procedure for several years now, resulting in his trademark unnatural smile that literally lights up a room when he flashes it.

“Mr. Johnson’s mouth now creates more illumination than a 100-watt lightbulb,” said Dr. Leo Davidovich, the dentist who performs Johnson’s oral augmentations.

“What’s more, his smile is now thrice as wide as a normal human’s. You can actually get a tan by standing near it.”

The whitening and enlargement of Johnson’s smile is the latest in a series of surgical enhancements that have helped him attain new heights of stardom. In 2005, he reportedly underwent surgery to reduce the appearance of gynecomastia, a puffiness of the nipples; later, in 2007, he had a surgery to prevent his head from swelling in pace with the ballooning proportions of his ego.

He is likely to pursue surgery to enhance the appearance of his strudel, which was recently revealed to be small, mushy and generally unappealing.

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