While most observers were shocked by the speed at which Sheamus defeated Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania — a mere 18 seconds — King Kong Bundy dismissed the match as “a bit long.”

“Meh,” said the corpulent wrestling legend, who, at the inaugural WrestleMania in 1985, handily dispatched S.D. Jones in half that time.

“I guess Sheamus’ match was kind of short,” Bundy continued, “but not, like, short-short.”

Despite being significantly older and rounder than he was in his prime, Bundy claims he could have defeated Bryan in “a dozen seconds, max,” with a surprise avalanche followed by splash.

Bundy also claims he could have pinned Bryan for a five-count rather than “a measly three.”