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Seeking more time off, Jericho defecates on Brazilian flag

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Chris Jericho poses with the flag onto which he recently defecated.

Having enjoyed his recent suspension from professional wrestling — his punishment for stomping on the flag of Brazil — Chris Jericho tried to extend his relaxing holiday by publicly defecating on the same flag.

“This oughtta get me at least six months of paid leave,” Jericho said through clenched teeth as he strained to move his bowels while squatting over the flag.

To ensure the maximum punishment, Jericho committed the flag-defilement in a busy public square in Rio de Janeiro. After 15 minutes of strain and struggle — amid boos and threats from a large audience of citizens — Jericho completed his repugnant act of treason.

But his scheme backfired when WWE announced that, instead of extending Jericho’s suspension, he would be reinstated immediately and forced to compete in a series of tuxedo matches against Ricardo Rodriguez.

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