According to reliable sources within World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), this month’s WrestleMania extravaganza will feature a surprise appearance by wrestler-turned-Hollywood-star Dwayne “The Rock” Joh- IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THE ROCK MAKES A SURPRISE APPEARANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA.

Documents leaked today from WWE headquarters in Connecticut reveal that the Rock is scheduled to interfere in the match between Roman Reigns and Brock Les- IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ROMAN REIGNS IS IN THE RING.

The majority of wrestling fans had hoped to see Daniel Bryan face Brock Lesnar in the main event of WrestleMania, though it’s clear that IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THE MAJORITY OF WRESTLING FANS WANT.

The Rock will be one of a number of celebrities making surprise cameos at the company’s flagship pay-per-view, including Wiz Khalifa, Jon Stewart and Justin Bie- IT DOESN’T MATTER WHICH CELEBRITIES MAKE POINTLESS CAMEOS AT WRESTLEMANIA.

The Rock is expected to prattle off his usual list of dick jokes, dirty limericks, and hackneyed catch-phra- IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THE ROCK MAKES THE SAME PUERILE BANTER AS ALWAYS, BECAUSE THE VAST MAJORITY OF WRESTLING FANS WILL LAUGH AND CHEER REGARDLESS OF HOW REPETITIOUS AND BORING HIS SCHTICK HAS BECOME, AS DEMONSTRATED BY THIS ARTICLE.