Fans of sports-entertainment are abuzz today with anticipation over whether a gang of color-coordinated goons in blue t-shirts once again sneak-attack a rival group of musclemen whose preference for red t-shirts has sparked an inter-brand war. 

“Blue is the very best color!” hollered one muscleman in a blue shirt when pummelling a red-clad wrestler with a steel chair. “As t-shirt colors go, blue is vastly preferable to red!”

This is not the first time a war has erupted within World Wrestling Entertainment over which color of shirt is best. The Bragging Rights pay-per-view in 2010 saw seven men who adore blue shirts (it really brought out the sparkle in Jack Swagger’s eyes, don’t you think) against seven rivals who believe red is a much superior hue for torso-wear. 

This year, the true champion of colors will be crowned at Survivor Series, where musclemen wearing their favorite color will tussle until only one t-shirt is left standing.

Some fans believe there is already in-fighting among allies, however, as some musclemen prefer seem to prefer t-shirts with short sleeves, and some prefer to cut the sleeves off. Will there be a mutiny by the cutter-offers? Anything can happen in WWE!