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World anxiously awaits PPV review from chubby guy on webcam

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Millions around the world are waiting to hear what the webcam guy thought of WWE’s latest pay-per-view.

Millions worldwide are waiting in breathless anticipation for a review of tonight’s WWE pay-per-view from the pudgy guy on a webcam.

The webcam guy, who delivers match-by-match rundowns of every WWE pay-per-view event from a dimly lit bedroom in his parents’ basement, is widely regarded as the world’s foremost authority on the quality (and shortcomings) of professional wrestling events.

“I can’t wait to hear what he thought of the show,” said one commenter in an online wrestling forum.

“I need to know whether he’ll give the show a thumbs-up, a thumbs-down, or a thumbs-in-the-middle. I never know if a show is good or bad until he tells me.”

Chubby webcam guy typically posts his video reviews within an hour of each pay-per-view’s conclusion, and extols his expert opinions until his father yells at him to turn off the damned computer and go to bed.

Judging by his last nine pay-per-view reviews, it is widely expected that chubby webcam guy will rate tonight’s show “a four out of ten.”


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