Miley Cyrus, the former Disney teen star who is trying re-invent herself in an “edgier” style, has reportedly sought career advice from former pro wrestler and repugnant porn star Chyna.

Cyrus, who rose to fame portraying the squeaky-clean Hannah Montana, put Chyna’s advice to use last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, lasciviously gyrating and “twerking” in her underwear like a two-bit whore.

Chyna was happy to provide encouragement and wisdom, drawing on her years of experience as a hyper-masculine WWE Diva, a bleary-eyed reality TV burnout, and a freakishly unsexy porn star.

According to Cyrus, Chyna taught her how to “totally gross people out with weird facial expressions, super-slutty behavior and a total lack of talent.”

Cyrus and Chyna are expected to co-star in an upcoming adult film titled Backdoor to Montana.

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