Despite incessant nagging from his wife, WWE honcho Vince McMahon just can’t bring himself to clean out his closetful of baby-blue sportcoats.
“I really like them, and they still fit,” said McMahon. “And they might come back into fashion someday.”
Every spring, Linda McMahon urges her husband to put the coats out at their annual yard sale in Stamford, but to no avail.
Vince admits that in order to wear the coats again, he would need to replace the WWF patches on the breast pockets with WWE ones, but says that would be “the perfect rainy-day crafts activity.”
This isn’t the first time McMahon’s hoarding tendencies have caused marital strife. He also refuses to throw out any of his zebra-striped Zubaz workout pants.