Gavin Jennings, a 36-year-old wrestling fan with a penchant for sexual self-pleasuring, says he is finding it increasingly difficult to become aroused and engage in auto-erotic activities by looking at pictures of Tammy “Sunny” Sytch.
“Back in the mid-’90s it was easy — almost too easy,” said Jennings, who used to partake in imaginary lovemaking with Sunny on an almost-nightly basis. “Now I just can’t get into it.”
Sunny was once named “The Most Downloaded Woman on the Internet,” and inspired countless young men worldwide to secretly touch themselves while daydreaming about her.
But a number of recent arrests for domestic disputes has led to the release of police mugshots depicting a bedraggled, lachrymose Sunny — pictures that have “not even caused a stir, you know, down there,” as Jennings phrases it.
“I mean, she’s still pretty for her age,” Jennings says. “I’d still trade my right arm to spend a night with her. But those mugshots just aren’t doing it for me.”
Jennings, and an estimated 9.7 million other men around the world, spent much of last night scouring the internet for nude photos of AJ Lee.