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Linda McMahon betrays Vince by aligning with foe who shaved his head

Linda McMahon trumpProfessional wrestling’s long-reigning power couple, Vince and Linda McMahon, appear to be splitsville after Linda aligned herself with a different billionaire evil genius, President-elect Donald Trump.

The matriarch of the McMahon monarchy has been named to a Cabinet-level position within the Trump administration — a devastating blow to her husband, whose head was shaved by Trump in a very public humiliation at WrestleMania 23.

Linda will become Small Business Administrator, based on her decades of experience behind the scenes at WWE, a small mom-and-pop sports-entertainment business.

Vince is reportedly “devastated” by Linda’s betrayal, having only recently regained his confidence after the head-shaving by Trump, and has been growling “dammit” all day to whoever will listen.

Adding insult to injury, Vince recently found out that he wasn’t invited to a slumber party with Ted Turner, Eric Bischoff and Dixie Carter.

 

 

 

 

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