The nose of professional wrestler John Cena, still angry about being shattered last July by Seth Rollins’ knee, is reportedly delighted that the knee is now painfully injured.
Sources close to Cena say his nose has seemed “smug” and “snooty” ever since Rollins was sidelined with a gruesome knee injury during a match in Ireland last week.
“I know this will sound weird, but John’s nostrils seem to be smirking,” said Cena’s girlfriend, Nikki Bella.
Cena appears to be exhibiting signs of biomorphic schadenfreude — a medical condition by which a human body part can exhibit delight at the misfortunes of other people’s appendages.
Though rare, the condition has been exhibited by Kevin Nash, whose left quad muscle seemed to rejoice every time Triple H tore one of his own quads.