Professional wrestler Chris Jericho has once again landed in legal hot water after making “defamatory and disparaging remarks about stupid idiots,” sparking a lawsuit by the regulatory body that oversees stupid idiocy.
The American Association of Stupid Idiots announced today it is suing Jericho (real name Christopher Jericho) for $100 million for inciting discrimination against an entire class of people.
“The vast majority of the American populace are stupid idiots,” reads a press release issued this morning by the AASI, “and we don’t appreciate some smart-aleck Canadian pointing it out all the time.”
Jericho has run afoul political-correctness police before, such as the time he was successfully sued by the American Foundation for Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Brutal, Bottom-Feeding Trash-Bag Hoes.
The attorneys behind the latest lawsuit say the case will be dropped if Jericho apologizes to stupid idiots everywhere and promises to never, evvverrr slander them agayn.