After weeks of escalating tensions between professional wrestlers Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens, the estranged duo became best friends again after an evening of cathartic, uninhibited make-up lovemaking.
“Let’s never fight again,” said Jericho, gazing dreamily into his partner’s dusky eyes. “Let’s never fight, Owens, fight.”
Although Jericho and Owens seemed for months like inseparable besties, the plucky Canucks found their friendship strained by frequent interference in each other’s grappling bouts.
For the past several weeks, the pair seemed to be teetering on the brink of a disastrous blowout, but a backstage shouting match quickly transformed into a passionate embrace after Raw went off the air, according to backstage sources.
The BFFs have reportedly promised to keep things platonic and professional from now on, and promised one another they they’d never go off-the-air angry again.