After decades of politely seeking permission to tell his brother something, legendary professional wrestler Hulk Hogan has finally done so.
“Well let me tell you something, brother,” said Hogan today for the umpteenth time.
His estranged brother, Ralph Bollea, fed up with the incessant requests for his attention, replied: “OK, fine, tell me something.”
Thus granted permission, Hogan proceeded to tell his brother something, the details of which have not been made public.
Since the 1980s, fans of professional wrestling have almost unanimously misunderstood Hogan’s repeated requests to tell his brother something, assuming that he was using the term “brother” in the more generic, collegial sense of “friend” or “interlocutor.”
Sources close to the Hogan family believe the Hulkster may have finally divulged to his brother his deepest, darkest secret.