Unpopular professional wrestler The Miz isn’t afraid to insult the people and/or local sports team of the town he’s in, even though he can’t recall his exact location.
“This place is a dump,” The Miz said, feeling pretty sure he was either in Duluth or Minneapolis, but wondering if he might in fact still be Rochester.
“I can’t believe I have to be in this hellhole, surrounded by you fat Midwesterners and your ugly, pig-faced women. And the football team here sucks.”
The Miz seemed to revel in the boos and jeers that then filled the arena, which happened to actually be in Bismarck, ND.
“Boo all you want,” he continued, looking around the arena for some kind of signage indicating its geographic location.
“I’m the Miz, and I’m awesome, and you miserable people are stuck in this particular godforsaken municipality.”
So far in his career, the Miz has managed to hate 436 towns in 12 countries around the world, although he has not spent enough time in any of them to really make a fair assessment.
In related news, Mick Foley has loved every dump and cultural backwater he has visited, and always makes a point of saying the name of his location whenever he’s holding a microphone.