The Iron Priestess, a fearsome female wrestler from Iran, is on an undefeated streak thanks largely to her devastating submission hold, The Cameltoe Clutch.

A cross between an abdominal stretch, a Boston crab and an atomic wedgie, the Cameltoe Clutch has struck terror into the entire female wrestling world.

The Iron Priestess, who wears curly-toed boots and waves an Iranian flag when entering the ring, says she uses the Cameltoe Clutch to prove that “Iran is number one.” Then she said “America” and made a phlegmy spitting sound.

“My Cameltoe Clutch will make you humble and break your (vulgar anatomical term deleted)!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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